Customer- Agar main aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?

Clerk - 3 din me.

Customer - Dono bank amne-samne hai fir bhi itna samay KYUN?

Clerk - PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na..

Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge?

Customer behosh...