Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Best Funny Jokes in Hindi

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Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ?
Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye.
Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo !

later.

Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ?
Salesman : 650/- only.
Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.

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80% of employees in corporate world are suffering from AIDS

AIDS: Appraisal & Increment Deficiency Syndrome...

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Santa: "Finally he stopped smoking"

Banta: "Oh really??? How??

Santa: "He died"
Told my mom that the tea she made wasn't too good.
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My future wife is getting lot of abuses.

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Khatarnak solution ---

Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu....

Ab DIL tham lo .....

Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...

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